Enter Cleopatra ENOBARBUS Hush, here comes Antony. CHARMIAN Not he, the Queen. CLEOPATRA Saw you my lord? ENOBARBUS No, lady. CLEOPATRA Was he not here? CHARMIAN No, madam. CLEOPATRA He was disposed to mirth, but on the sudden A Roman thought hath struck him. Enobarbus! ENOBARBUS Madam? CLEOPATRA Seek him, and bring him hither. Where’s […]
Continue ReadingAnd Alexas’s fortune? frustration and cuckoldry? (1.2.52-64) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
CHARMIAN Alexas—come, his fortune, his fortune. O, let him marry a woman that cannot go, sweet Isis, I beseech thee, and let her die too, and give him a worse, and let worse follow worse till the worst of all follow him laughing to his grave, fiftyfold a cuckold. Good Isis, hear me this prayer, though thou deny me a […]
Continue ReadingAnd where would you like that lucky extra inch, Iras? (1.2.46-52) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
SOOTHSAYER Your fortunes are alike. IRAS But how, but how? Give me particulars. SOOTHSAYER I have said. IRAS Am I not an inch of fortune better than she? CHARMIAN Well, if you were but an inch of fortune better than I, where would you choose it? IRAS Not in my husband’s nose. CHARMIAN Our […]
Continue ReadingStill telling fortunes: now Iras’s turn (1.2.35-42) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
CHARMIAN [to Soothsayer] Nay, come, tell Iras hers. ALEXAS We’ll know all our fortunes. ENOBARBUS Mine, and most of our fortunes, tonight shall be drunk to bed. IRAS [showing her hand to Soothsayer] There’s a palm presages chastity, if nothing else. CHARMIAN E’en as the o’erflowing Nilus presageth famine. IRAS Go, you wild bedfellow, you cannot soothsay. CHARMIAN Nay, […]
Continue ReadingAll downhill from here? WHATEVER, says Charmian (1.2.27-34) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
SOOTHSAYER You have seen and proved a fairer former fortune Than that which is to approach. CHARMIAN Then belike my children shall have no names. Prithee, how many boys and wenches must I have? SOOTHSAYER If every of your wishes had a womb, And fertile every wish, a millïon. CHARMIAN Out, fool—I forgive thee […]
Continue ReadingSexy, unserious Charmian – just like Cleopatra? (1.2.18-26) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
SOOTHSAYER You shall be more beloving than beloved. CHARMIAN I had rather heat my liver with drinking. ALEXAS Nay, hear him. CHARMIAN Good now, some excellent fortune! Let me be married to three kings in a forenoon and widow them all. Let me have a child at fifty to whom Herod of Jewry may do homage. […]
Continue ReadingParty time! and fortune-telling (true or false?) (1.2.11-17) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
ENOBARBUS [calling] Bring in the banquet quickly, Wine enough Cleopatra’s health to drink. [Servants bring food and wine] CHARMIAN [to Soothsayer] Good sir, give me good fortune. SOOTHSAYER I make not, but foresee. CHARMIAN Pray then, foresee me one. SOOTHSAYER You shall be yet Far fairer than you are. CHARMIAN He means in flesh. IRAS […]
Continue ReadingFortune-telling with Charmian and Alexas (1.2.1-10) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
Enter Enobarbus, Lamprius, a Soothsayer, Rannius, Lucillius, Charmian, Iras, Mardian the eunuch, and Alexas CHARMIAN Lord Alexas, sweet Alexas, most anything Alexas, almost most absolute Alexas, where’s the soothsayer that you praised so to th’ Queen? O that I knew this husband, which you say Must charge his horns with garlands! ALEXAS Soothsayer! SOOTHSAYER Your will? CHARMIAN Is […]
Continue ReadingDemetrius, dismayed: is THAT Antony? we have a problem (1.1.58-64) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
DEMETRIUS Is Caesar with Antonius prized so slight? PHILO Sir, sometimes when he is not Antony He comes too short of that great property Which still should go with Antony. DEMETRIUS I am full sorry That he approves the common liar who Thus speaks of him at Rome; but I will hope Of better deeds […]
Continue ReadingAntony, utterly indulgent, utterly lost (1.1.50-57) #BurningBarge #SlowShakespeare
ANTONY Fie, wrangling queen, Whom everything becomes—to chide, to laugh, To weep; how every passion fully strives To make itself, in thee, fair and admired! No messenger but thine; and all alone Tonight we’ll wander through the streets and note The qualities of people. Come, my queen. Last night you did desire it. [To Messenger] Speak not […]
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